Toilet Training
Women and toilets, they're obsessed!
Last night whilst taking a piss, I was accused of making a mess! Everytime I go to toilet (well most times -Ed) I check to make the toilet seat is up, check. Make sure my flies are undone before commencing, check. After finishing I flush the toilet and put the seat down, check. Upon finishing last night, I get the second degree from Rebekah for "backsplash". For crying out loud, of course a little of my urine might bounce off the water and onto the floor but women and their selr-righteous attitude, "I never do that" ... well of course not woman, your butt is in the way and so any "backsplash" that you create is splashed back on your butt!
It comes to something when Rebekah suggested, as we are a two toilet household (Posh we are! -Ed) that she should use one, and me the other and we can have an inspection in a week's time!
Women ... grrr ... give me strength!
On a simular subject, my blog at work is referred to as "Lappy's Log" ... I was thinking of taking a photo of one of my logs (You all know what one is, right? -Ed) and publishing it on here ... Feedback?
posted by Paul (aka Lappy) @ 2/22/2006 12:51:00 PM
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9 Comments:
I am sorry but I have to defend Rebekah here! We have the same problem in our housse. As I am the one that cleans the toilet and the bathroo then I think a bit of consideration should be given! I have to say that my other half is now being more careful in this respect and I think you could also try a little harder!!!!
What do you suggest??? do men need to sit down to go to the loo. LADIES will then tell us off for having a number 2 and smelling out the toilet. we cant win.......
Mate, you won't win - Bloke's treat time in the loo as Quality time, take a paper, make use of the time and sit your ass down to get away from the nagging for half an hour.
Next time you get it in the neck, ask the million dollar question about how come it takes a woman hours to get ready to go out anywhere .. and to have a bit of consideration for you, when you're ready in no time and just left hanging about waiting for her to decide which outfit to wear, before deciding that the one she tried on an hour before, is in fact ok! :)
You men should all be grateful that we take so much time and care over our appearance so we look good for you!!!!
Why do women get so defensive over toilet humour?
Paul, are you reffering to people at work????
I have to pipe up with a personal bete noir - people who leave the toilet lid up (women are especially guilty of this). Women will bang on ad nauseam about how men are so awful for not putting the seat down, but they seem to think it's perfectly ok to leave the lid up so that the first thing one sees when entering the bathroom is their last unflushed deposit! Not only that but things seemed to get knocked into the toilet when the lid is up. PUT IT DOWN LADIES!!
However I must agree that men appear unable to to wipe the seat and floor after a tinkly (myself excepted). So a few extra seconds spent with a wad of loo roll might not hurt (especially as women have to wipe their FFB with such a thing after they've 'been').
p.s. FFB = Female Front Bottom
On a personal note, I must thank Mr E for the above post, as after a hard days crap graft, that has made me chuckle away to myself and cheered me up somewhat :) lol.
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