I love my manager!
Woke up this morning, late. Flew round the house to get ready, but no time for a shave and I was starting to look like David Bellamy! (Ok he's being silly! ... can't spell that word that starts Ex.... you know the word I mean, but I know Mrs E. gets a good chuckle out of my spelling. So how do you spell it brain box? -Ed)
(Get to the point! -Ed) ... So I left for work needing a shave. This drives my manager up the wall! Such comments as:
"What about my customers" or "Forgot to shave today have we?" etc. Now, as we don't see customers (or on the rare occasion we do), why do we need to shave? "Well, I'm one of your customers" she'll say! So instead of lying, I decided to take my shaving stuff with me, and I had a shave before I started work! Why should I be made to feel an idiot if I don't shave one day? Its almost as bad as not being able to take our ties off in the summer, whilst she is walking round with her blouse on and the top 2 buttons undone! Not being sexist (He is! -Ed) but why do women have less formal dress code than us men?! It sucks, it really does! I love my boss! (No sarcasim intended? -Ed)
On a postive note, are you all pleased I've posted twice in one week? A friend (Carlos -Ed) was saying he read somewhere that the blogs that get read most often are updated daily! Daily! I can't promise that but maybe 2 or 3 posts a week ... the next post is after the weekend, after my brother gets married! (Hip hip horray -Ed)

3 Comments:
Hah! You should try asking your boss if she's shaved her pits or minge...there could be customers!
Of course you could just say that the Bible commands you not to shave the side growth of your beard or sideburns and claim your human rights are being infringed when she complains :-)
Great post Lapps. I agree, our official dress code policy does not mention 'no beards allowed' and does not request us to wear a tie. That picture actually looked like you yesterday morning before your shave. Are you sure its not Uncle Albert?
Would that be eggasperated???? Where's a spellchecker when you need one.
Why don't you grow a beard? That would shurely pee her off. OTOH Lappy with a beard??? nooooooooooooo would scare small children.
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