Monday, March 27, 2006

Simple Stats

More complaints cos I haven't updated my blog, but its simply knowing what to write. (Dam you Mr Johnson -Ed)

Just a small one today (its cold -Ed). I will amaze you with my knowledge of simple stats and probability. I was having a discussion with my brother in law over the weekend over stats. Winning the lottery is supposed to be something like 14,000,000 to 1. I tell you, thats utter rubbish, you have a 50/50 chance of winning. Either you win the big one, or you don't!

Giving birth to twins is quite unlikely too apparently. Ideally you need a history of twins in your family for it to happen ... rubbish! You will either have twins, or you won't! I am sure the first family in the world thought that ... till 2 popped out her ... her ... her ... bits!

The chances of rolling a 6 on dice ... again 50/50, you will get a 6 or you won't! Der!

As you can see, stats don't have to be hard, they can be real easy!

8 Comments:

At 3/27/2006 08:59:00 PM, Anonymous Cat said...

Paul your absolutely right!!! Either its gonna happen or its not!! I Never read Stats!

 
At 3/27/2006 09:43:00 PM, Anonymous Mrs E said...

At last! Thought you'd given up on your blog or was just having an, erm, dull couple of weeks.

 
At 3/27/2006 10:05:00 PM, Blogger Paul (aka Lappy) said...

I never know what to write ... I need more ideas. If you can think of anything, please email me ...

How was Geneva?

 
At 3/28/2006 10:27:00 AM, Anonymous Carlos said...

Alleluia, well done mate.I like your probability (PROB-BITTY)theory, so answer me this: Q What is the probability of you handing in your notice at work this year?

 
At 3/28/2006 01:26:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I reckon Carlos is on to an easy winner there. Is it a question of a probability or more just a matter of fact?

Will work turn out like the Mary Celeste?

 
At 3/28/2006 05:04:00 PM, Blogger Paul (aka Lappy) said...

No comment, but I am sure you can work things out for yourselves!

Who are you "anonymous"? Please can you use your name whilst posting. Sorry to nag.

I notice you all thanked me for my rather wonderful graphic I did last night. I guess you all think its tits! Well, I happen to like it, so there!

 
At 3/28/2006 08:20:00 PM, Anonymous Mrs E said...

Geneva was great ta although we were only there for a very short time. Swiss were v. friendly. Had a lovely meal on a boat on Lake Geneva. The hotel (over the border in France) was Grot City, but s'pose as it was £30 per night for the 3 of us it was to be expected. Free porn on the tv though!

 
At 5/02/2006 11:18:00 PM, Anonymous Benj said...

We're all suffering blog withdrawal from the lack of Lappy! Bring light to our lives with your tales of working woe and permanently menstrual managers! Please!!

 

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